Nội dung bài nghe:

1.

Man: So, how did it go?

Woman: Not very well. For a start, I arrived late.

Man: Oh no! Why?

Woman: My taxi broke down. Can you believe it?

Man: How awful! That's really bad luck.

Woman: So I had to run to the interview. I looked a mess when I arrived!

Man: How annoying!

Woman: And I answered the questions really badly.

Man: Maybe you did OK. It's difficult to know...

Woman: Not this time.

Man: But you're great at your job.

Woman: Thanks... but I'm disappointed because I did badly in the interview! It's a shame. Good jobs in advertising are very hard to find.

Man: Well, never mind. You'll get another chance. Sometimes, when one door closes, another opens ...

2.

Satnav: At the traffic lights, go straight on.

Man: Traffic lights? What traffic lights? There aren't any traffic lights!

Satnav: Turn left.

Man: Oh, OK.

Satnav: Turn right.

Man: Right? You said left!

Satnav: In fifty metres, turn right.

Man: Fifty metres, fifty metres. But there isn't a road! This is so confusing!

Satnav: Turn right now.

Man: How can I turn right when there isn't a road? How can I? I don't understand!

Satnav: Error. You have followed an incorrect route. Recalculating ...

Man: This is impossible. I'm exhausted. I'm turning the satnav off.

Satnav: Goodbye.

3.

Executive: So this is the slogan for the new online advert - Yoga holidays. Put your feet up. And the picture shows a woman standing on her head in a yoga position.

Client 1: Mmm.

Executive: Do you see? It's a play on words. Put your feet up ... as in, relax. But her feet are in the air. I'm really happy with that slogan.

Client 1: Hmm. I'm not very keen on it. She looks a bit uncomfortable to me. Have you got any other ideas?

Executive: Well, we thought of a few others - but we rejected them. Some were inappropriate - others were just a bit boring.

Client 2: Can you tell us what they were?

Executive: Yes, of course. Our first idea was just Yoga: learn to relax.

Client 1: Ooh, I like that. I don't think it's boring. It's clear, it's simple.

Client 2: I think you're right. It's perfect.

Executive: Don't you think the new one is more amusing?

Client 1: No, definitely not.

Executive: Well, of course, it's your decision ...